Total Lyrics

Paake chhod doon kise cheez ki greed konya Batti bana teri salah ki, saale manne need konya Wo kissa dost jiske dost ke dukh mein peed konya Tanne denda kaam, par meri weed mein seed konya

Mere pen ke alaawa manne kise se umeed konya Jade dil mil ja ude likhan gaan ke fees konya Haande jagah-jagah jo jhukda jaat ka sheesh konya Laagi chot isi ke, dawa-dua te relief konya

Dukh itna sa hi ibe maut ke sameep konya Yaade ki sunke ude boldi theek konya Tu maange lift, chal bh***e ke seat konya Teri tuchi harkatein jabbe teri meri greet konya

Yo Haryana se, yaade gandane ki reet konya Yaade jod mein mile se body, unme beef konya Meri diary kahve waste karan ti sheet konya Meri joint family beech mein aaj lagbheet konya

Jab lagmaani raji, Romy Hooda jeet konya Dang-dang pe log boli maare, tere commercial geet konya Kahve Sheesha mera koi tere warga dheeth konya Main seedha-seedha gaaunga, gaamakar mind konya

Mere lekh samundar gehre, kaan yaade deep konya Mere kamre mein adanga-adanga clean hai, neat konya Manne raat ne sunni beat-e, mere dore lead konya I’m God-aala, kade mera peak konya

Splendor pe baith ja gori, mere dore Jeep konya Main likhun waahi jo main deal karun Main likhun waahi jo main feel karun I go green, I go green, khud ne heal karun

Main likhun waahi jo main deal karun Main likhun waahi jo main feel karun Koi bina chhaat ke kise ne yaade do ghar chahiye Tu pooche star banan mein ke lage, promoter chahiye

Re ek kamre ka ghar chhore ne, motor chahiye Advance ke maarde goli, manne total chahiye Jin mein khud gelya main baithun, bas wo do pal chahiye J. Cole ki aavegi call, Hooda vocal chahiye

Ib bhand ho liya mamla, manne waffle chahiye Tu pooche supna-supna-supna, Nobel chahiye Haryana global chahiye, humne na model chahiye Thakk sa gaya hoon, laage manne hotel chahiye

Ek bottle chahiye, ek naukar chahiye, ek chaukar chahiye Mere gaane hove chori, manne locker chahiye Kyun kise ke haath mein jodun, manne na voter chahiye Are khud thaan laange bojh, hume na porter chahiye

Are udaan tyi na yaar ne, do par chahiye Main serious Honda jaun, manne ek joker chahiye Are koi bhi aao milan-mulan, na token chahiye Ek jacket mere dore sexy, par ek bottom chahiye

Log kahve main thuku khoon, manne cotton chahiye Main sun loon khud ke gaane, jab manne cocaine chahiye Mera number kar diyo dial, je hip-hopper chahiye Main marun tisaya haath, ghadi ke do gad chahiye

Mutter Museum dhareya jo, wo manne khopad chahiye Mera pehla balak Shambhu Nath, manne daughter chahiye Roadways aa gayi Rohtak ki, manne local chahiye Neend proper chahiye, purple chahiye, har pal chahiye

Thodi halchal chahiye Meri girlfriend ke babu ne chhora topper chahiye Main bhaang ragad ke piya karun, unhe sober chahiye Mere laage talk saali baar-baar, manne copper chahiye

Ib roke-ruke na phoopha, koi stopper chahiye Main likhun waahi jo main deal karun Main likhun waahi jo main feel karun I go green, I go green, khud ne heal karun

Main likhun waahi jo main deal karun Main likhun waahi jo main feel karun